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i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
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Eat good, feel good, look good.
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well shit
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is this how gay sex works????
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Veneno
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when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metal
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I can smell you in the morning, like you still wake up on the wrong side of my bed, and it’s probably for the best that I prefer your essence over your presence.
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I wish I could get to know you
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