I love butts.

Hello friends! Name is Noe. You have just crossed into dangerous waters my friends. Dangerous waters.
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luvudown:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and October

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burghers:

*prolonged sigh* i shouldve posted that when more people were online

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Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)

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“Nothing kills you like your mind”

—   (via ceinel)

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ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.

HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. 
HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.

This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

(via powerlessemotions)

“And when
you bend over
backwards for
them too often,

something is
bound to snap
under pressure.”

sdelabelle:

sdelabelle:

asspapi:

me every time I pass a mirror

me

still me

“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”

—    Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

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garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

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